Tomphile

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It's when someone is obsessed with someone called Tom and talks about ripping their outfits for them. Constantly talking about them in a possessive way, instead of a normal way.

Person A: Why is it forbidden to say Tom Holland around her?
Person B: Haven't you heard? She's a Tomphile, even with Tom Hiddleston.
Person A: Yikes, I pity the Toms that meets her.

Tomphile by Clear Ocean October 10, 2019

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Tompile

something you can't explain or make any sense of. you can't explain heaven so your tompiled , you can't explain death but your thinking wtf it is so your tompiling

What were you doing?
I was tompiling
Whats that?
The verb form of Tompile

Tompile by tompileeeddd December 12, 2010

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Toyphiler

A Toyphiler is a person or persons whom collect toys and or pictures of toys.

A Toyphiler would hang out on internet discussion forums and share pictures of their own personal toy collection with other Toyphilers.

Toyphiler by NateBlank May 10, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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