Tommy Vercetti 

Can't swim

Tommy Vercetti can't swim, Claude can't talk ,while CJ can't follow the damn train.

Tommy Vercetti by Saitama 777 January 29, 2021

Tommy Vercetti 

Main star of the very popular and successful PS2/PC game, GTA: Vice City. His story is that of being a framed Mafiaosi thug who spent about 15 years in the slammer. After getting out he is sent down south to the sunny paradise city of Vice to help the Fiorelli Mafia step into the drug market. However, this goes awry and Tommy spends the majority of the game finding out who did his drug deal in.

"Tommy Vercetti was very much displeased with Lance Vance's betrayal."

Tommy Vercetti by Drugless September 12, 2005

Tommy Vercetti 

The main character in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Normally seen wearing a blue-green hawaiian shirt. After being released from jail after the Vietnam War, he left Liberty City for Vice City.

Guy 1: Yo, hoo iz da mane karecter in Vise Sitee?

Guy 2: Tommy Vercetti, you prick!

Tommy Vercetti by Maccer July 16, 2008

tommy vercetti 

the main chariter in gta vice city

tommy vercetti sell drugs

tommy vercetti by arthur morgan 1899 November 19, 2021

Tommy Vercetti 

The biggest crime lord in Vice City since 1986.

After being sent to kill 1 man in the Harwood district of Portland, Liberty City by Sonny Forelli (don of the Forelli mafia) in 1971, 10 hitmen were sent to kill him. He kills all of the hitmen men then is arrested by the LCPD 15 years later he is released and sent to Vice City to do a drug deal which goes wrong which leads him to get vengeance, then takes control of the City.

Sonny: Tommy Vercetti huh shit didn’t think they’d ever gonna let him out

Tommy Vercetti by Big-digger-nick January 20, 2022

Tommy Vercettis Dick 

Something I really really want inside me

And something that’s actaully 20cm

Damn I want to have sex with him so bad mmh he’s so big I want his giant dick inside me

Kiera: I have such a big crush on tommy vercetti

Layla: I bet you want to slam tommy vercettis dick in you

Kiera: WHAT NO! *in my mind* hell yeah bitch I want to fuck him

Tommy Vercettis Dick by salvulcanoissexy September 1, 2024

TommyVercetti (DFC)

The one and only, ban evading on DFC machine

"Man tommy is great, he's such a coold dude"
"Yeah i'd frick Tommy (no homo)"
TommyVercetti, he always comes back

WAS THAT THE PING OF '87?!
Funny Man x TommyVercetti (canon)
TommyVercetti (DFC) is the best, i like how he ban evades on the game with his huge muscly fingers typing "switch nation" on Nord VPN

TommyVercetti (DFC) by Discarded_Vessel March 17, 2022