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A form of managing that provides concrete yet equitable outcomes regardless of personal feelings, threats, or desires...only made possible by our dear leader, Tom.
I wanted to change my team's schedule since my best player is going to miss the game, but tommunism prevented that.
tommunism by Viva la Tommunism April 15, 2019
Words you can keep
When Tommy, a very good physics student, sauces AP Physics worksheets' answers to the proletariat.
Jarif: DUDE DID YOU DO THE WORKSHEET YET??
G-MO: Dude, don't be retarded just do some tommunism.
Tommunism by Krink21029 April 26, 2019
A political philosophy based around the authoritative reign of Tom.
Man, I love hom the Tommunism Regime nuked California
Tommunism by Tomuel Himself February 3, 2021
Tommunism: A political movement where capital is hoarded by the wealthy, and the public is under the authoritative rule of a singular person - Tom himself.
I used to have to go to work like everyone else, but now under Tommunism, I whip my inferiors to do it for me.
Tommunism by Tomuel Himself February 3, 2021

Corpo-Communism 

(abbr: Corporate-Communism)(n):
(A) a revolutionary movement perpetrated by members of the Top-Most Upper-Class (TMUP) to create a uni-class (lower class), moneyless, and stateless social order structured upon debt owed to the TMUC and ownership of the total world GDP by the TMUC members of a world society.
(B) a subversive political movement that is espoused by the Republican Party & the Tea Party.
(C) any political movement with the goal of destroying local free-market Capitalism, in favor of global markets and international corporations which own total world GDP.
(D) a subversive re-distribution scheme in which all value created in an economy is re-distributed to the Top-Most Upper Class.
(E) a subversive economic philosophy in which the Top-Most Upper Classes own all property (both Physical and Intellectual), control all means of production, and all means distribution.
(F) a psychological system in which individuals who have no vested interest in Corpo-Communism continually vote for politicians who support Corpo-Communism; political delusionalsim
(G) a linguistic game in which politicians who support the tenets and goals of Corpo-Communism (ex. George W. Bush; Mitt Romney) use the language of Capitalism, the language of Religion, and the language of "old-timey American values" to fool the American population into voting them into power; a language system that exploits the language of the American Founders to trick Americans.
"As a supporter of Corpo-Communism, I think the rich should control everything, kid, everything!"
Corpo-Communism by Zap Gamma August 5, 2012

sexual communism 

when a community evenly shares the sexual workload between one another.
many college dorms are believed to be hosts to sexual communism.
sexual communism by jblxtra December 6, 2021

communism 

everyone suddenly wants it when you bring a pack of bubblegum to school
joe:brings gum to class
the whole danm class:we need communism
communism by thechas3 December 7, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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