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Tommyism 

A statement, statements or a series of statements made by an individual (usually the same individual) that are so obvious the person hearing these statements can simply stare at the stater expecting to him or her to laugh indicating they are joking. However the laugh never comes because the person believes the question to be legitimate.
Example 1

Scott - Have you heard the latest Tommyism?

Josh - No. What did he say now?

Scott - He just looked at me and asked, "Scott, how many teaspoons are in 3 teaspoons?" I thought he was joking... He wasn't!

Example 2

TV Narrator - There are as many stars in the universe as there are grains of sand on Earth.

Tommy - Damn that job would suck!

Greg - What job?

Tommy - Counting all that sand.

Greg - (cannot believe what he has just heard)
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Tommyism 

Tommyism is a form of radical, right-wing, authoritarian ultra-nationalism, characterized by dictatorial power, Fake Communism, forcible suppression of opposition, and strong regimentation of society and of the economy, which came to prominence in early 21st-century Mrs Kallstrom's class.
Sean "That Tommyist just stole my country!"
All of Tommyism- "We don't care."
Tommyism by A random 7th grader April 26, 2019

Tommyism 

What religion are you in?
Tommyism
Tommyism by THE LORDDDDD November 3, 2020

Tommytism 

(noun) A mental illness of just being different in the way they act, talk. Such as making weird impressions, sometimes talking in a high voice, making weird faces, and just being fucking weird. Usually people with Tommytism think they are a perfectly normal member of society.

adj- Tommytistic
Guy 1: Dude whats wrong with you? You're making weird noises and making funny faces. Are you tommytistic or something?

Guy 2: Wtf dude? I'm perfectly fine. Only retarded people weird people have Tommytism

.tommyispogchamp 

.tommyispogchamp Is a tiktoker named Janelle Chavez and has 3000+ followers
“Hey do u follow .tommyispogchamp?” “Yes i do!!”

TommySMP 

A dreamSMP au where its a bunch of jackasses and where XD is a dilf.
some of the people include
Dream, the kid tramatizer
Ophila, the milf
Tommy, racoon.
Technoblade, arm no more
Eret.
Tubbo, bee boi.
Drista, murderous marshmallow.
Ranboo, tall mf.
Blob, h i m
XD, Dilf
Nightmare, simp
Ocul, XD's friend
Grid, simp getter
"whats your favorite DreamSMP au?"
"The TommySMP
"The what?"
"The smp that ever makes sense"
TommySMP by Astraaa__ April 19, 2022

Tommytism 

Autism at the highest level, including "with your fine ahh", "a huh huh huh huhhhhhhhhh". It also gives you the ultimate ability to smell austism off of others, but tommytism is a special case it only kicks in at random intervals, uncontrollable and is very rare. It is sometimes mistaken for tourettes but do not be mistaken it is most likely tommytism
The tommytism kicking in
Tommytism by Tommytism 101 March 2, 2024
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