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tomato soup 

a big bowl of warm ketchup. yum!
i love my grandma, but i hated it when she made me eat tomato soup.
tomato soup by bobertdude June 30, 2008
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tomato soup 

When a girl is on her period and you drink her period blood, then throwup in her pussy and fuck her so it squirts out like hot tomato soup.
you better tomato soup that hoe, shes on her period.
tomato soup by mr. guiccy February 28, 2009

Tomato Soup 

Performing Oral sex on a female that is menstrating
I had a warm bowl of Tomato Soup from that slut next door, with some oyster crackers!

Tomato Soup 

When you cum inside a girl while she's on her period.
Dude, I heard Marcos Tomato Souped this one girl.
Tomato Soup by TheDorkling January 14, 2017

Tomato Soup Dance 

A dance invented by two teenage boys while watching a girl with Cerebral Palsy carry tomato soup out of a microwave.
How to "Tomato Soup Dance": keep one leg bent to the side while keeping both arms bent like a t-rex. Attempt while walking around. And this is the Tomato Soup Dance!

Tomato Soup Syndrome 

When somebody gets embarrassed and their face turns so red it resembles a bowl of tomato soup.
Joey: “Did you see Nicks face when he got rejected?”
Ryan: Yea, he totally came down with tomato soup syndrome”

Hobo Tomato Soup

tomato soup made from stolen McDonalds ketchup packets and boiling KETTLE water. must be eaten directly after preperation.
we were super bored and stuff, so we made some Hobo Tomato Soup , just to see what it would be like.
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