tom tit

Shit. New cockney slang

I'm off to take a Tom Tit!

tom tit by RJMac August 23, 2005

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Tito Tom

A person of Filipino descent who has adopted the lifestyle of white people and abandoned his/her heritage.

Once I asked for those tiny egg rolls instead of calling it lumpia, the waiter knew I was a tito tom.

Tito Tom by casicua October 10, 2011

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Tits & Tom

A saying which meaning is all the good things in life. Also can be said to describe someone or something.

Guy: Whoa, that girl is soooo Tits and Tom!
Other guy: I know!

Bob: Omg I would tap that sexy Tits & Tom so hard.

Tits & Tom by Pocketfullofsexy February 19, 2011

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tomtit

Cockney rhyming slang for depositing of human bodily solids

I just going for a tomtit

tomtit by panjee September 11, 2003

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tomtit

cockney rhyming slang often thrown around in my family when certain members need a shit!

fuck me, that rubys doin sumersaults, i need to have a fat tomtit!

tomtit by sausage fingas June 9, 2005

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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