He was a pitcher for the New YorkMets. He also played for the Reds, White Sox, and Red Sox. Considered the greatest Met of all time. I guess that's like being considered the smartest person to play in the Special Olympics.
"Boy that Tom Seaver sure was a terrific pitcher."
"He was a Met, so that's not saying much."
A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.
I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"