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Tom Seaver 

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The great Met pitcher, whose dick the guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck.
The guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck Tom Seaver's dick.
Tom Seaver by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009
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tom seaver 

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He was a pitcher for the New York Mets. He also played for the Reds, White Sox, and Red Sox. Considered the greatest Met of all time. I guess that's like being considered the smartest person to play in the Special Olympics.
"Boy that Tom Seaver sure was a terrific pitcher."
"He was a Met, so that's not saying much."
tom seaver by thepseudonym July 1, 2009
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Tom Seaver 

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A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.
I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.
Tom Seaver by Wales129 October 9, 2021
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