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Tom Parker 

One fith of The Wanted (the most awesomest lad-band in the UK) Tom is a joker and is very rock and roll!

He has gorgeous fluffy hair and beautiful eyes but has the tendency to prank...

He's from up north and that shows... Bad or good thing? ;)
Me: Did you see this weeks Wanted Wednesday?
Friend: Yeah! Wasn't that such a Tom Parker thing to do!?
Me: Well... That's Tom for ya!
Tom Parker by Erisdar November 5, 2012

Tom Parked 

A term used to describe someone when they are unconscious 10 minutes into the party.
Dude, you got so Tom Parked!

It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.

I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.
Tom Parked by TomParkedMeaning April 16, 2017

tom parker 

tom parker by qazellee August 28, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026