One of the best people in the world! Biggest slong in the history of slongs! (penis). He is such a good boy! quote from his mother and father!
girl: "whoa thats a big one!!"
Tom Heywood: "Thats what all the girls say!"
Girl: "well... lets have a go!!"
Tom Heywood: "Thats what all the girls say!"
Girl: "well... lets have a go!!"
by sumantha August 14, 2011
Get the Tom Heywoodmug.