tom harkin 

The insult that is the end-all to any argument. It is the only possible comeback to the expression, "Your face!" His name must be yelled at maximum volume for full effect.

A: "You know, you're a real douchebag."
B: "TOM HARKIN!"
A: "Well...shit, I've got nothing."

tom harkin by Wedge Antilles June 13, 2008

Tom Harkin 

A stuttering bastard that starts every sentence with the phrase "Ere' right". Finds it hard to get the right words out and most of the time will overthink everything he is saying. Most likely cries himself to sleep most nights cuddling a picture of Arsene Wenger

Tom Harkin: Type Of Person

Mum: "Who's crying upstairs"
Adam: "Who do you think it's obviously Tom"
Mum: "What's he thought about this time"

Tom Harkin by BrettPoskett June 20, 2018

Tom Hanking 

Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks

“I walked into my housemates room while he was Tom Hanking it”

Tom Hanking by Kaye1255 December 11, 2018