Toilet monkey

Monkey that’s in the toilet
John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the

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Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af
by Sam Gleason October 17, 2019
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Toilet Monkey

The nasty crap that surrounds the outer ring of your toilet
Sally: My hair is wet can you pass me a towel?
Jimmy: (grabs towel from around toilet)
Sally: Gross! I don't want to use that towel, it was on the ground with the toilet monkeys.
by Furnend March 14, 2011
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Toilet Monkey

A really annoying person, usually acting in an obnoxious manner. Bitter, hateful and aggresive, this person usually has no idea that no one likes them. Sucks at all endeavers where defining a winning strategy, managing a team or inspiring success is involved.
What makes an individual become so hateful and mad at the world that they become a Toilet Monkey?
by Dexter69 January 27, 2012
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Toilet monkey

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East
by Jack McGrath October 25, 2022
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