Toilet Duck 

When you produce a short, but loud fart while sitting on a toilet that sounds like an angry duck (in part by the toilet bowl amplifying the sound).

"I could hear Jim's toilet duck from outside of the bathroom."

Toilet Duck by mariomixedup February 20, 2017

Toilet Duck 

A toilet bowl cleaning product with a duck shaped head.

"They stole that Toilet Duck idea from me, you know. In my original sketches, I had it as a goat."

Toilet Duck by signull June 21, 2006

Toilet duck 

Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.

Oh no we've got to let toilet duck in again

Toilet duck by Seniorkeyboardwarrior April 14, 2021

toilet duck 

One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.

George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.

toilet duck by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Toilet Duck 

When you're sitting on the toilet, and you get an erection which gets stuck under the toilet seat.

Often a painful experience.

"I'll be out of the bog in a minute, I've got toilet duck"

Toilet Duck by gitboxcowboy July 30, 2012

Toilet Duck 

Toilet Duck (somebody/something) to criticize a person or organization for tagging or mentioning others in an online social media post.

The well known entrepreneur decided to toilet duck a small startup after he was tagged in a post about climate change.

She was toilet ducked by the head of media from a corporation that citing their brand should not be tagged in online posts.
He doesn’t believe that toilet ducking individuals on social media should be socially acceptable.

Toilet Duck by Super-le-Tiv February 6, 2022

toiletdick 

A term used to reference a STD carrier.

Don,t sleep with him, he has a toiletdick

toiletdick by randalltxk December 9, 2010