Toilet Tag

The marks one gets on one's butt after spending a long period of time on the toilet, usually scrolling through social media and/or looking at memes.

My boyfriend just asked for nudes but i'm TOILET TAGGED. I never learn, do I?

by IDK this needed to be a thing February 16, 2017

toilet tag team

when you and another person go to the bathroom and one uses the toilet and then, without flushing, the other person goes and uses the toilet. most of the time to “save water”, but who really knows.

person 1: “hey since we’re both here we might as well toilet tag team it.”

person 2: “great idea man! save the environment!”

these people are using the fucking toilet and are deciding to save the shit ass environment by not flushing between each use.

by Thicc Disappointment May 4, 2018

toilet tagging

Refers to when you have passed a bowel movement and left streaks in the toilet.

I spent all day toilet tagging the restrooms at the beach.

by maxjar10 August 11, 2006

toilet tagger

Someone that finds the time to draw a gang sign, phone number,or dumb joke on a bathroom stall wall.These characters will use anything to write there feelings.These mediums could be marker,fingernails,keys,or lighters.

Peon:Oh my gosh boss it looks like one of those toilet taggers wrote all over the stalls.
Boss:Well you better get the off colored spraypaint.
Example 1:Horny: For a good time call Ralph #.
Example 2:Poetic: People that write on bathroom walls.Roll there shit in little balls.People that read these words of wit.Eat those little balls of shit.
Example 3:Toughguy: My gang will kick yo gangsises assess gee.

by Captian Stooley April 4, 2006

Toiletmage

A toiletmage is a person who chills on the toilet at every opportunity and does big business

See the toiletmage is casting spells again

by LuisAusPeru November 22, 2021