Sally: My hair is wet can you pass me a towel?
Jimmy: (grabs towel from around toilet)
Sally: Gross! I don't want to use that towel, it was on the ground with the toilet monkeys.
Jimmy: (grabs towel from around toilet)
Sally: Gross! I don't want to use that towel, it was on the ground with the toilet monkeys.
by Furnend March 14, 2011
A really annoying person, usually acting in an obnoxious manner. Bitter, hateful and aggresive, this person usually has no idea that no one likes them. Sucks at all endeavers where defining a winning strategy, managing a team or inspiring success is involved.
by Dexter69 January 27, 2012
Monkey that’s in the toilet
John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the
toilet
Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af
toilet
Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af
by Sam Gleason October 17, 2019
A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East
McGrath is a toilet monkey
by Jack McGrath October 25, 2022