Toilet Monkey

The nasty crap that surrounds the outer ring of your toilet

Sally: My hair is wet can you pass me a towel?
Jimmy: (grabs towel from around toilet)
Sally: Gross! I don't want to use that towel, it was on the ground with the toilet monkeys.

by Furnend March 30, 2011

Toilet Monkey

A really annoying person, usually acting in an obnoxious manner. Bitter, hateful and aggresive, this person usually has no idea that no one likes them. Sucks at all endeavers where defining a winning strategy, managing a team or inspiring success is involved.

What makes an individual become so hateful and mad at the world that they become a Toilet Monkey?

by Dexter69 February 20, 2012

Toilet monkey

Monkey that’s in the toilet

John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the

toilet

Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af

by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019

Toilet monkey

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East

McGrath is a toilet monkey

by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022

money toilet

Someone who wastes a lot of someone else's money.

"I love my girlfriend, but she can be a real money toilet."

by hannah_b April 3, 2009

toilet paper money

code word for Crack money

"Don't worry bout it, I'll be right up there with your toilet paper money"

by bri_nic23 June 12, 2009