Toilet Monkey 

The nasty crap that surrounds the outer ring of your toilet

Sally: My hair is wet can you pass me a towel?
Jimmy: (grabs towel from around toilet)
Sally: Gross! I don't want to use that towel, it was on the ground with the toilet monkeys.

Toilet Monkey by Furnend March 30, 2011

Toilet Monkey 

A really annoying person, usually acting in an obnoxious manner. Bitter, hateful and aggresive, this person usually has no idea that no one likes them. Sucks at all endeavers where defining a winning strategy, managing a team or inspiring success is involved.

What makes an individual become so hateful and mad at the world that they become a Toilet Monkey?

Toilet Monkey by Dexter69 February 20, 2012

Toilet monkey 

Monkey that’s in the toilet

John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the

toilet

Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af

Toilet monkey by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019

Toilet monkey 

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East

McGrath is a toilet monkey

Toilet monkey by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022

money toilet 

Someone who wastes a lot of someone else's money.

"I love my girlfriend, but she can be a real money toilet."

money toilet by hannah_b April 3, 2009

toilet paper money

code word for Crack money

"Don't worry bout it, I'll be right up there with your toilet paper money"

toilet paper money by bri_nic23 June 12, 2009