Toe tinkle
Toe tinkle by PussyClarter February 26, 2024
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Five Toe Tickle
Involves the placement of toes in the vaginal canal and anus of a female partner. Longer toes are helpful. Thicker the better. Synonymous with the famous shocker move.
Her: Baby, you goin' to gimme some of that good lovin' tonight?
Me: You talkin' about the Five Toe Tickle?
Her: mmmhmmm. This time, let's get that big captain toe in the back.
Me: You talkin' about the Five Toe Tickle?
Her: mmmhmmm. This time, let's get that big captain toe in the back.
Five Toe Tickle by EricForeman February 27, 2013
French Toe Tickler
Not to be confused with a “French Tickler,” the French Toe Tickler is a vagrant that drugs or incapacitates in some other form an innocent bystander and proceeds to suck their toes.
Did you hear about Steve? He won’t wear open toe shoes anymore after the French Toe Tickler incident.
French Toe Tickler by Cômrådę Thicqué December 8, 2020
toe tickler
toe tickler by toe tickler 3000 December 14, 2016
Toe Tickler
Adj) A person who tickles toes.
N) A monster that comes out at night and if your toes are sticking out of your blanket, it will tickle them.
Adj) A sexual term for a romantic partner.
Adj) A mean name.
N) A monster that comes out at night and if your toes are sticking out of your blanket, it will tickle them.
Adj) A sexual term for a romantic partner.
Adj) A mean name.
Toe Tickler by The all-knowing funny worder April 24, 2023
Taiwanese Toe Tickler
This starts when you are at an orgy, and one participant has their feet and toes completely spread out and just completely lathered in lube, after this, 8 greasy, oily butt naked men will place their massive meaty throbbing penises and place them in the person's toes until the cum, they will viciously thrust their pelvises back and forth until they hose down the participant with their spunk
"That party last night on the island was lit! Epstein started the Taiwanese Toe Tickler chant and things escalated. I got absolutely drenched!"
Taiwanese Toe Tickler by JamesPage September 2, 2025
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