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Toe Goblin

The toe goblin is a goblin that waits for your unsuspecting feet to wander off the bed while you are asleep, but if someone tells the toe goblin to stay away before you sleep, you are safe
"Gudnoot"
"Don't let the toe goblin get your toes"
"I won't!"
Toe Goblin by Bummely bum September 7, 2020
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Toe Goblin

1. Noun: The toe goblin is an elusive beast which lurks beneath couches, waiting for a pair of unsuspecting feet to approach.

2. Noun: One who has an unhealthy obsession with toes.
Hey, you know that guy Charlie? He's a total toe goblin.
Toe Goblin by NightmaresNightmares September 6, 2019

Toe Goblin

The Toe Goblin is a 《toe goblin 》 that appears when you sleep, as you get told "Gudnoot dont let the toe goblin get you" you will or should quickly look around and see if you can spot them. If not go peacefully to bed ♡~ Bee
"Gudnoot dont let the Toe goblin get your toes"
Toe Goblin by Brookieeeeeee October 22, 2020

Goblin Toe 

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting anal sphincter, commonly during sleep.
Ezra's girlfriend was often known to give him the Goblin Toe during their cuddle sessions.
Goblin Toe by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024

Goblin Toe 

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.
Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.
Goblin Toe by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024

toegoblin69

the toegoblin69 is a creature that roams in the night, munching on those brave enough to stick their toes out from under the covers while sleeping
"bro, if you stick your toes out from under your covers, they gonna get monched by toegoblin69"
"I sure hope they do"
toegoblin69 by imgaynerds October 21, 2019

Kira_thegoblin 

A insanely short but amazing friend, entertaining, fun to talk to, nice but can be a bitch in a friendly way, loves dark humor, Andrew tate supporter, Tristan tate supporter, shrek supporter, once again amazing friend couldn't ask for a better friendship with a short ass
Hey! Bro Clara is such a kira_thegoblin!
Did you hear? There's a out break of Kira_thegoblins!
Kira_thegoblin by Mortal kito January 23, 2023
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