toasted cheese

Toasted cheese is a fancy more sophisticated type of grilled cheese

Guy-1 Hey do you want any toasted cheese?
Guy-2 wtf is toasted cheese

by theplayerhaterz January 19, 2016

Toasted Cheese

A fart let out of the asshole.

"Dude did you just fart? I smell some toasted cheese"

by AlibiL490 November 6, 2017

Toasted Cheese Sandwich

This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.

Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"

Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."

Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."

by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011

toasted cheese sandwich

Ever tried a muff dive the morning after?

emuff said

by Thabo Mbeki (Another Kaffer) October 25, 2003

toasted cheese and bacon sandwich

a spadge filled and very hanging vagina.

i prized apart her minge lips and it looked like a toasted cheese and bacon sandwich.

by sam Hell June 22, 2004

Cheese and toasted

The thing that workers at Subway say in an Indian accent.

Eg

Guy: I'll have a footlong cold cut on Italian please.

Subway guy: Cheese and toasted????

by BRMB101 May 26, 2016

cheese and toasted

When a girl who is lactating sprays breast milk all over a persons face.

Cabbage Patch man was a freak and loved milk with his cookies so he had Whitney spray milk all over his face while her rubbed oreo cookies off his milky skin and ate them in a feverish manner while twisting her other nipple to splurge more milk while yelling at the top of his lungs, "More Cheese and toast, more cheese and toasted, daddy wants more cheese and toasted!!"

by Caspius April 24, 2008