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to bottle 

What football club Spurs are known for doing
Person 1: "Ayy, did you see what happened last night"
Person 2:"Nahh, what happened?"
Person 1:"Spurs bottled it again"
Person 2: "No Shit"
Person 1:"Yeah trust me every single week it's the same"
To bottle
to bottle by Wenger Out AFTV December 11, 2018

Bottle to the Throttle 

Northern Irish Slang

To drive drunk or under the influence of alcohol.
Jonathan:"Man can you pick me up? Otherwise i'll have to go bottle to the throttle"
Adam: "yeah Sit tight, i'll be there in ten"
Jonathan: "lect mate, see you soon"

bottle to the face 

when one drinks the entire contents of a bottle of liquor, typically all in one sitting.
michelle: that test fucking blew
jessica: yea it did... lets take a bottle to the face tonight
bottle to the face by jjzoo March 1, 2009

Tell it to a bottle of scotch 

Taking out your problems by drinking a bottle of scotch, specifically when you have nobody to talk about your problems to.
Debra Morgan: "The Bay Harbor butcher is one of our own."
Special Agent Frank Lundy: "We keep this to ourselves for now."

Angel Batista: "No, I'm gonna go tell it to a bottle of scotch."

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget 

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.
R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

Took a bottle of wine to the Pearl 

Conversation agnostic phase for having sexual relations with another individual. Tense should be corrected with the appropriate verb.
So I heard you and Gail took a bottle of wine to the Pearl.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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