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to boot off 

British term: to kick out or physically remove from
I need to boot off this incompetent employee.
to boot off by Uncle Dimma January 29, 2015

put the boot to him 

to stomp or to kick the shit out of another person. basiclly a terrible, terrible, terrible ass whoopin.
if he dont have my money by friday, ima put the boot to him, medium style.

boot to the head 

What Albert Muldoon left to his family and friends in his will after he died. He gave very many to his sister and her husband
reader-" to my alcoholic brother I leave three crates of my finest whisky"

brother-"really?"

reader-"and a boot to the head -boots- and one more for jenny and the wimp - boots- -boots-"
boot to the head by Jordiotto1 December 12, 2009

Pre-program that boot to delicious 

1. a statement refering to using high tech equipment, which enables members of foriegn political parties the ability to program booty's to delicious. Thus making those booty's edible by young male travelers.

2. ramblings of madmen
1. "Fuckin Australia here we come!......they better pre-program that boot to delicious"

The Boot to Louisiana

The Boot to Louisiana-
The Boot to Louisiana is when every state in U.S.A. kicks you out for (insert fantasy scenario here) except for Louisiana, Louisiana will be the only state to accept you.

Louisiana was once known as part of the M.I.M.A.L. the Elf region. Louisiana is also known as the Boot, Mimal's Boot, the Elf's Boot, and/or the Elven's Boot. Home of everything that is Bootleg.
Person 1- I heard getting the Boot to Louisiana was so impossible I cannot find a reason why that the legend exists.

Person 2-It does exist otherwise nobody would talk about it.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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