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Craig T Nelson
World re known actor of such movies as: Poltergeist, The Family Stone, Blades of Glory and many more. Best known for his many years as Coach Hayden Fox on the popular 90's sitcom "Coach". In my humble opinion Craig T Nelson could give Chuck Norris the beating of a lifetime.
Top 12 Reasons Why Craig T. Nelson is Better Than Chuck Norris:
Craig T doesn’t fail he just evolves into a better form of perfection
Craig T can make the kessel run in under 3 parsecks.
Craig T is so powerful that he convinced that Borg that resistance is indeed futile.
Craig T transcends all space and time and can scientifically be in more than one place at one time.
In the past Craig T Nelson once collided with a huge planet sized celestial body - We now call it the asteroid belt.
Craig T gives bacon heart attacks
Craig T is such an awesome coach that he took the Minnesota Screaming Eagles to 12 College Championships and the team doesn’t even exist.
Have you ever seen anyone do a Craig T impression? No One Dares!!
Craig T was once asked to act his way out of a paper bag ~ The bag was never seen again
Craig T jerked off once and there was a kid there in the morning.
One day Craig T went camping and had to shit. 3 days later there stood Chuck Norris.
Craig T saved GEICO 50% off THEIR car insurance.
Craig T doesn’t fail he just evolves into a better form of perfection
Craig T can make the kessel run in under 3 parsecks.
Craig T is so powerful that he convinced that Borg that resistance is indeed futile.
Craig T transcends all space and time and can scientifically be in more than one place at one time.
In the past Craig T Nelson once collided with a huge planet sized celestial body - We now call it the asteroid belt.
Craig T gives bacon heart attacks
Craig T is such an awesome coach that he took the Minnesota Screaming Eagles to 12 College Championships and the team doesn’t even exist.
Have you ever seen anyone do a Craig T impression? No One Dares!!
Craig T was once asked to act his way out of a paper bag ~ The bag was never seen again
Craig T jerked off once and there was a kid there in the morning.
One day Craig T went camping and had to shit. 3 days later there stood Chuck Norris.
Craig T saved GEICO 50% off THEIR car insurance.
Craig T Nelson by Christopher Deadman November 13, 2007
tElson
A 'tElson' is a person who emits femboy vibes and acts like a cat all the time. The person, typically a male, is stereotyped to wear pink and white-striped thigh highs, crop tops and cat ears, satistfying the 'femboy' or 'furry' category. Using the 'tElson' term is not offensive and can be seen as colloquial banter.
Person 1: Look over there! A group of tElsons! I hope they get hit by a truck
Person 2: They are so fucked up, are they fatherless?
Person 1: I was only kidding around, do you hate tElsons with a passion or something?
Person 2: They are so fucked up, are they fatherless?
Person 1: I was only kidding around, do you hate tElsons with a passion or something?
tElson by retardedniggah February 14, 2024
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