Tjalve

Tjalve is an amazing and handsome guy, he also has a big! Penis

Tjalve is an amazing and handsome guy, he also has a big! Penis and an lot! Of money

by naigas November 22, 2021

Talveen

The best girl that has ever existed, she is smart, funny and pretty.

That girl is beautiful, she must be a Talveen.

by TheRealNightgown May 25, 2021

Talveer

Talveer is an amazing guy, he would make the perfect boyfriend. At times he may act a bit crazy but thats what you will love about him. A Talveer has dark brown loving eyes and lips that are gentle to the touch. Talveers are very outgoing and always know how to have a good time. Talveer's listen to a variety of different music and really enjoys Harry Potter movies. 99% of Talveers are Sihk and are from indian, either they are born their or their families are. Most Talveers get along with the female species called Sabrina .99% of them actually start to date and become very happy together.

Girl1: Wow, I wish I could have met Talveer.

Girl2: Well haven't you heard? Talveers are only compatible with Sabrina's....

Girl1: I wish I could be a Sabrina....

by Blastoff321 November 24, 2009

Tjalfe

The god of all puny humans. when ever he wants he can destroy and create, he can do whatever, but he is a good friend to have so be happy for a Tjalfe or he might kill you ;)

I fear Tjalfe, but at the same time, hes so cool

by imnotgay112 February 12, 2020

Tjalver

Noobs from Oslo in Norway. They practice running every day, but usually only for around 20 minutes. Normally a tjalver is also a truffer (see UD). All Tjalvers eat a lot of food after training, and as a result of this, they usually become a little bit chubby by time, but still they are lovely and sweet. They tend to increase their weight dramatically during weekends and holidays. They also think they are cool and that they run fast, but sadly the fact is right the opposite.

At friday nights they sometimes gather to eat lasagne and enjoy theirselves. Between tjalver's there is usually also a lot of romance, and kids can be made.

Ex. 1
- Hi man, when will you be finished training?
- Oh you know, it won't be long, maybe 20 mins.

- Haha, I knew you were a fucking tjalver.

Ex. 2
- What will you be doing friday night?
- Don't know, but sadly I don't think I can go out with you guys.

- Wtf? You mean you are a tjalver?

by birger123 March 2, 2012

twalve

i how an lower class english person would pronounce the No' 12 most commonly heard in the south

upper class "there are twelve people over there"

lower class "there are twalve people there guvna"

by jaketwalve January 4, 2012

tjalle

An emotional boy who loves weed and never loses feelings for a girls they can be very stubborn sometimes but hey give away great advice

Is that tjalle
Yea he is so cute

by Meggychops May 31, 2020