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tizzard
tizzard- this word can be used when attempting to insult someone in the most harsh way possible. by calling someone a tizzard you are infact saying:- you are a genetic deformation, the entire human race would be much better off without you, you insult me just being here, you are a 'weak effort', if i was related to you i would kill myself and all of my family, you are a joke.
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Tizard
The receptical between a horse and it's carriage that catches the horse's pooh so as to not leave it in the street.
Tizard by John P. Kelly III March 21, 2007
tizzard
A wizard with autism (tizz). Usually refers to someone with no rizz or social skills but great ability to ship tech.
Steve Jobs was a real tizz whisperer when he harnessed Woz’s magical tizzard abilities to build the world’s most valuable company
tizzard by The new Nick D September 14, 2025
ben tizzard
By the order of the peaky blinders, the flat cap wearing Ben has dedicated his life to keeping Britain, british. Proper EDL geezer who hates foreigners and wants to suck Churchills decayed wood. Westgate legend
ben tizzard by buv69 May 23, 2022
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"