Tizuard 

(Teh)-(zard)

Meaning: Beyond retarded

Other/similar words: Delayed, stupid, untalented, slow, slob

Samantha purchased a $60 Stanley cup. Her boyfriend, Sammy, asked why she would spend so much on a cup. Samantha replied
“Because it’s a trend.”
“She is so tizuard.” Sammy said in his head.

Tizuard by Chyna cè July 22, 2024

tizzard

tizzard- this word can be used when attempting to insult someone in the most harsh way possible. by calling someone a tizzard you are infact saying:- you are a genetic deformation, the entire human race would be much better off without you, you insult me just being here, you are a 'weak effort', if i was related to you i would kill myself and all of my family, you are a joke.

1- i failed all my GCSE's, im such a tizzard.
2- see that drunk guy lying in his own puke? what a tizzard.
3- a)hey dude, you want a bit on my spliff? b)no thanks, i have homework to do. a)YOU TIZZARD

tizzard by evi bob August 30, 2006

Tizard 

The receptical between a horse and it's carriage that catches the horse's pooh so as to not leave it in the street.

What is that smell? That horse's tizard must be full!

Tizard by John P. Kelly III March 21, 2007

tizzard

A wizard with autism (tizz). Usually refers to someone with no rizz or social skills but great ability to ship tech.

Steve Jobs was a real tizz whisperer when he harnessed Woz’s magical tizzard abilities to build the world’s most valuable company

tizzard by The new Nick D September 14, 2025

ben tizzard 

By the order of the peaky blinders, the flat cap wearing Ben has dedicated his life to keeping Britain, british. Proper EDL geezer who hates foreigners and wants to suck Churchills decayed wood. Westgate legend

why did you dropkick that refugee, youre such a ben tizzard!

ben tizzard by buv69 May 23, 2022