When an article of women's clothing creates the impression of a mismatched bust. This often results in making one breast look much larger and/or displaced in location from the other.
(Often referenced in the blog Project Rungay at projectrungay.blogspot.com with authors Tom and Lorenzo)
"Granted, he went for that assymetrical top, which gives her a titscrepancy and we don't always love that." ("Rami & Ricki" December2007)
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.