Tits & Tom

A saying which meaning is all the good things in life. Also can be said to describe someone or something.

Guy: Whoa, that girl is soooo Tits and Tom!
Other guy: I know!

Bob: Omg I would tap that sexy Tits & Tom so hard.

Tits & Tom by Pocketfullofsexy February 19, 2011

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Tommy Tough Tits

someone who is acting big and strong, but everyone knows they would get their ass kicked

Mike: I'm gonna kick that guys ass if he says another word to me.
Random person: Wooh, cool down there Tommy Tough Tits.

Tommy Tough Tits by niuhuskie November 27, 2007

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Tits & Tom • tomato tits • Tommy Tough Tits • Tits • tits up • tits mcgee • tits or GTFO • Tits Magee • Tits on a whale • tits on a bull

tomato tits

Titties that are bright red from being slapped.

I'm going to watch Giligan's Island after I'm done giving this bitch some tomato tits.

tomato tits by ELO Soldier September 2, 2004

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tomato tits

Tits that squirt out tomato juice instead of milk.

"neenah, can you buy me some tomato juice?"
"no need sweet cheeks, i can just squirt you some, outta my big, red, circle, tomato tits(:''

tomato tits by chesterabagail April 9, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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