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A condition acquired when one becomes a victim of tetanus, particularly in the breast, as a result of a rusty nipple piercing
You doubted me when I told you to take the mf tiddy bling off in the shower and now you got titanus.
titanus by MarinaraAddict May 14, 2018
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a titan who is bigger than other titans even the king titan.
the titanus came bigger than the other
Titanus by desidoodz June 7, 2022
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Titans Toe 

Elwood was thinking of butters strumming herself to the point gushing her fluids everywhere when he developed a titans toe.
Titans Toe by scottselwood June 6, 2011
When one can see nothing but a pair of breasts. Opacity varies with severity of ones condition. A constant reminder of having looked at too much porn.
"Shit podge my titatus is really bad today.... even when I close my eyes all I can see is a massive pair of tits"
Titatus by Badgeruk January 3, 2010

Hail the Titans

Guy one: Did you see that new Michael Bay movie yet?

Guy two: Yeah man, it was utterly Hail the Titans. I had to punch my grandmother in the throat just to forget about it.
Hail the Titans by Thom Winsor April 11, 2011

titansexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to titans.
"Wow, Hanji is most definitely titansexual"
"Yeah, did you see the way she looked at erens titan"
"Dude... I know"
titansexual by Alex The Duck May 29, 2017
Giant creatures that eat all your loved ones and friends. They are useless and should all die for killing someones mom!!!
Blonde friend:" the titans are coming!!!" Me: "TITANSSSSS!!!!"
Titans by Jaegerlicious Eren November 3, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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