by Aananann June 7, 2020
Get the Tit suckermug. (n) A mooch, a sponge, a ne'er-do-well or a person who lives off of someone else and sits in the house all day on his fat ass because he's too much of a douchebag to get a job and carry his own weight.
Betty: Paul is nothing but a tit sucker, you know.
Robert: Yes, I know. He uses her for her money and a roof over his head.
Betty: Just like a greedy puppy... he grabs hold of one tit and won't let go. What a tit sucker!
Robert: Yes, I know. He uses her for her money and a roof over his head.
Betty: Just like a greedy puppy... he grabs hold of one tit and won't let go. What a tit sucker!
by Robert E. Porter, Jr. July 16, 2008
Get the tit suckermug. 
Want a warm glass of milk but don’t have any? Just use your tit sucker 3000 to get the milk out for you!
“Mom I am so thirsty but we have no milk.”
“Oh I’ll just use my tit sucker 3000 to get you a glass!”
“Oh I’ll just use my tit sucker 3000 to get you a glass!”
by Bakakakakakak May 3, 2021
Get the tit sucker 3000mug. Tits so pert it's impossible not suck her tits or sucker tits. Nipple must be pink and pointy. Shape of said breast must be of a crescent variety
by Stitchur pistol December 18, 2009
Get the Sucker Titsmug. Someone that is completely CRAZY, but tries to be normal by dressing their baby up in a chicken outfit and breastfeeding at the baseball park.
by Lacy Bracy October 26, 2017
Get the The chicken is a tit suckermug.