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tit job 

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To place a penis between a pair of breast and the woman moves her own breasts, typically with her hands, in a back and fourth motion to stimulate the penis. Similar to a titty fuck, only the woman is doing the work.
male 1> I really want to titty fuck Felica's giant boobs.
male 2> I'm lazy, I'd rather she just gave me a tit job.
tit job by SJB-JD April 24, 2007
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tit job 

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When you place your penis in between a womans breasts and act like your fucking them. Usually they are oiled, soapy, etc.
Dude, look at them knockers, I wouldn't mind a tit job from her!!
tit job by Tit_fuck June 18, 2006

Tit Job 

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A Tit Job is a good paying job that requires minimal skill and does not require any skills of expertise.
Feeling aTit requires little effort, but the reward is high. Thus, the word having a Tit Job is one of most ideal jobs one can have.
Hey Danny are you still working over at ABC company making sure people put money in the same slot all day long?
"Yup" . Man, you have such a Tit Job and you make $2000.00 a week. You have it made. I wish I could find a Tit Job like yours.
Tit Job by Sakldoodles June 2, 2018

Tit job day 

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The 13th april you should get a tit job from a girl if you are straight. Now you got an excuse to get a tit job.
Your welcome my friend! ;)
He: Can i have a tit job today? Her: Hmmmm He: its tit job day! She: OK <3
Tit job day by Lanco April 10, 2019

dirty tit job 

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When you are havent shaved in about 4 months and you tity fucked a girl and gave ger tits rug burn then bust in her eye!
I was going to a party with Julia but instead i gave Stephanie a dirty tit job then took her to the hospital and she was later pronounced blind.
dirty tit job by redneck sam March 12, 2010

titjob 

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Similar to a handjob, but uses the "cleavage", the space between the breasts, instead of using one's hands.
"In this porno, Briana Banks performs a titjob on that guy."
titjob by Pamalamadingdong September 18, 2006

Scythian Titjob 

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The removal of someone's tit, as the Amazons of Scythia were thought to have done in order to shoot arrows better
Yo Ishigami! That Fujiwara chick can shoot arrows so much better now since she got that Scythian Titjob!
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