Definitions by Lanco

Tit job day 

The 13th april you should get a tit job from a girl if you are straight. Now you got an excuse to get a tit job.
Your welcome my friend! ;)

He: Can i have a tit job today? Her: Hmmmm He: its tit job day! She: OK <3

Tit job day by Lanco April 10, 2019

National blowjob day

The 12th of April every man that knows a girl should get a blowjob at least once on this remarkable day.
If you know more than one girl you can choose one of them that will give you a comfy blowjob

He :Can you suck me tonight Her: Why? He: Bruh its the national blowjob day. Her: Sure

National blowjob day by Lanco April 10, 2019

Tuva 

Tuva Beck is a girl that is very weird and is mostly inside every boy's [Brozone . She always uses makeup and dont go out in public without it. When she sends you snaps you can always see her boob gorge on her pics. She dont like to be in the brozone but cant do anything with it

OMFG stop being such a Tuva

Tuva by Lanco March 15, 2019