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To be silly. To do something daft.
Don’t be a tisspot.
Your a tisspot
Tisspot by Smiler1234uk February 2, 2025
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Originally a word for someone who is a drunkard, over-fond of ale, of tossing the pot of ale back.

Earliest example of this known is in 16th century Elizabethan English,
Shakespeare's play "Twelfth Night", has the word in the closing part of the play, in Feste's song.

Nice to see it's still used, even if the meaning could be slightly different.
"But when I came unto my beds,
With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
With toss-pots still had drunken heads,
For the rain it raineth every day."

That Kevin is an effin tosspot, pissed out of his head again.
Tosspot by jack10pen January 1, 2009
Word of the Day on May 24, 2025

tosspottery

Can be defined as an act of folly by an individual or group; exuding a negative yet humorous quality such as: self-indulgence, delusions of grandeur, blind stupidity, beaurocracy, incompetence etc.
Putting on his 'Lighthouse Family' album to get the party started was an act of sheer tosspottery.
tosspottery by jimenycricket April 4, 2010
Stuart "2-D" Pot's rumored last name
2-D: "IKnow Theres a rumor going around that my last name is tusspot or something like that, its pot, stuart pot"
Tusspot by LTOdom223 March 21, 2017
Its simple: tissnot your balls, tissnot your asshole. It is your tissnot.

(the area between your balls and bumhole)
When i go to the gym i put deodorant on my tissnot to stop sweat.
tissnot by Youngy Youngson March 5, 2010

Stuart Tusspot 

Real name of the well known singer of Gorillaz; 2D. Also shortened to Stu-Pot.
Before Gorillaz, 2D was Stuart Tusspot and worked in Uncle Norm's Organ Emporium. Or something of the sort.
Stuart Tusspot by WhiteLight May 1, 2006
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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