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tissekone
"Oh fuck my tissekone!"
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tissekone
The danish word for "vagina" directly translated to peeing wife. Commonly used for small children as a replacement for vagina. Also used by old annoying sex teachers.
Tisse: Peeing
Kone: Wife
Tisse: Peeing
Kone: Wife
Mom: Go clean your tissekone!
Child: Okay mommy!
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Teacher: The boy inserts the penis into the tissekone
Student: OMG JUST SAY VAGINA YOU OLD HAG
Child: Okay mommy!
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Teacher: The boy inserts the penis into the tissekone
Student: OMG JUST SAY VAGINA YOU OLD HAG
tissekone by DaDanishDictionary September 7, 2017
tisokay
Also means it is okay , a word used in the online community shortened and can be used in text messages
tisokay by Arda has a large one May 22, 2016
tissekone
tissekone by vikkem123XDXDXD December 31, 2016
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