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tissekone 

A "tissekone" is the danish word for vagina.
"Oh fuck my tissekone!"
tissekone by Klamfyr March 14, 2018

tissekone 

The danish word for "vagina" directly translated to peeing wife. Commonly used for small children as a replacement for vagina. Also used by old annoying sex teachers.

Tisse: Peeing
Kone: Wife
Mom: Go clean your tissekone!
Child: Okay mommy!
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Teacher: The boy inserts the penis into the tissekone
Student: OMG JUST SAY VAGINA YOU OLD HAG
tissekone by DaDanishDictionary September 7, 2017

tissekaun 

its a vagina
i love tissekaun
tissekaun by micus mimimomo January 24, 2016
Also means it is okay , a word used in the online community shortened and can be used in text messages
Friend: I'm sorry for spamming you
Me: tisokay

tissekone 

Tisse kone is a danish word for pussy.
Mostly used by parents or teachers when talking about sex.
The boy stick his dick into his girlfriends ''tissekone''
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tissekone by vikkem123XDXDXD December 31, 2016
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