tisson 

better then emerson

tisson

tisson by nhbgvfrcdxecfrvgtbhynjuyhbgtvf March 1, 2022

tisoned 

When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.

"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."

tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005

Tickle Tipson 

Quandale dingles real ahh alter ego whos daddy left him at 8

Gotta say hes real fya

It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk

anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently

and she changed my name to tickle tipson

anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me

please come back

Tickle Tipson by MemeTime1337 May 3, 2022

Tilsoned 

When you lose a lot of money doing something dumb or doing something with virtually no knowledge of why you are doing it. Named after the soon to be ex-hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson and made famous by the blog Zerohedge

you see a guy winning at craps so you follow all his bets and then he craps out and you lose all your money -- "Man I just got Tilsoned on the craps table"

or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.

Tilsoned by zerohedge worshipper January 9, 2013

tissnot

Its simple: tissnot your balls, tissnot your asshole. It is your tissnot.

(the area between your balls and bumhole)

When i go to the gym i put deodorant on my tissnot to stop sweat.

tissnot by Youngy Youngson March 5, 2010

titsonian 

A fictional museum housing and displaying the most wonderful tits in the history of the world.

"Dude, you see those tits? Work of art. They should be on display in the Titsonian"

titsonian by -Rd September 14, 2012

Tinson 

Tinson is a very interesting fellow, with the mind of an 18-year-old and a body that has unlimited power, Tinson will indeed outlive God trying to have the last word. He's also very, VERY, weird. So if you see a Tinson, say hello and tell them that you read 2 definitions of them: One, a very inappropriate one, and the other is this one.

It's a pronoun/name, do I just do it like everyone else and just make it like a normal conversation saying stuff like, "WHO IS THAT POKEMON- I MEAN SWEET SWEET LOOKIN' MAN!?" the other guy: "IT IS TINSON, THE RAREST PEPE IN THE WORLD!" Because if you want me to do it, I'll write a freaking book about weird conversations that are trying to be normal.

Tinson by IT IS I GOD! June 13, 2020