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Kinda a bitch, kinda the worst

His Girlfriend is tight tho
“Do you know Tieran?”
“...who?”
Tieran by Momomimomomo October 10, 2018
Words you can keep
The word Tieran means you are obsessed with certain female celebrities to the point of having uncontrollable sexual urges which relates to masturbating to their pictures. The word usually is used when describing high school boys who fantasise over girls who they do not talk to.
School kid: "Yo, did you see that picture that girl uploaded who works in foot asylum"
Other kid: " yeh shes so dank"
School kid: "you did a Tieran init"
Tieran by Mya Mills lover December 11, 2017
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That dude sitting across from me. He's allergic to eggs.
Wowee. I can't believe that dudes allergic to eggs.

Yeah, he's such a tieran
Tieran by Mylifeisvoid October 10, 2018
Tieran is a funny and clumsy person he makes friends easily but probably never will get a girlfriend
Tieran: Hey girl whatcha doin'
Girl: Fuck off

Tieran: You know you love me, I know you care
Tieran by Jacklosion November 18, 2017

dirty tieran 

A girl that is actually a man with an 18 inch cock that fucks everyone she sees. She is attracted to brunettes because she is brunette and give them everything she’s got.
That’s a dirty tieran right there! Okay
dirty tieran by BigPapiBoy October 7, 2021

Tiranjini 

a cutie fijian with a big buttt.
super adorable, hella funny, always has food.
"damn she is sucha tiranjini."
Tiranjini by toocutee October 2, 2011

Theranos 

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.
I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!
Theranos by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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