Tieran

Kinda a bitch, kinda the worst

His Girlfriend is tight tho

“Do you know Tieran?”
“...who?”

by Momomimomomo October 10, 2018

Tieran

The word Tieran means you are obsessed with certain female celebrities to the point of having uncontrollable sexual urges which relates to masturbating to their pictures. The word usually is used when describing high school boys who fantasise over girls who they do not talk to.

School kid: "Yo, did you see that picture that girl uploaded who works in foot asylum"
Other kid: " yeh shes so dank"
School kid: "you did a Tieran init"

by Mya Mills lover December 11, 2017

Tieran

That dude sitting across from me. He's allergic to eggs.

Wowee. I can't believe that dudes allergic to eggs.

Yeah, he's such a tieran

by Mylifeisvoid October 10, 2018

Tieran

Tieran is a funny and clumsy person he makes friends easily but probably never will get a girlfriend

Tieran: Hey girl whatcha doin'
Girl: Fuck off

Tieran: You know you love me, I know you care

by Jacklosion November 18, 2017

dirty tieran

A girl that is actually a man with an 18 inch cock that fucks everyone she sees. She is attracted to brunettes because she is brunette and give them everything she’s got.

That’s a dirty tieran right there! Okay

by BigPapiBoy October 7, 2021

Tiranjini

a cutie fijian with a big buttt.
super adorable, hella funny, always has food.

"damn she is sucha tiranjini."

by toocutee October 2, 2011

Theranos

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.

I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!

by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019