Tipsy Tinkle 

A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.

It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion

For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, (see pioneers*) causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.

Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson*, and Carlos Mencia.

Yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!

Tipsy Tinkle by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008

Tipsy Tinkle 

A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.

It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion

For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.

Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson, and Carlos Mencia.

Yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!

Tipsy Tinkle by Johnny Mo November 7, 2006

Tipsy Tickler 

A middle-aged black man dressed in a corn suit that sits in the Ohio state university lunchroom bathroom, and says he'll play Roblox with you if he can tickle your tipsy.

"Hey Josh I got tickled by the Tipsy Tickler yesterday while playing Brookhaven in the bathroom"

Tipsy Tickler by Father tickle May 8, 2023

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers 

a 2012 American children's novel and the ninth book in the Captain Underpants series by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers is the best.

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Tickle Tips

A game involving 2 or more males. Each participant rubs or "tickles" the head or their penis against the penises of other participants. The first person to get an erection wins..... or loses. There really are no winners in this game.

Man that game of tickle tips was pretty intense. I thought for sure I was gonna lose.

Tickle Tips by laxboss55 March 1, 2010

tingle tips

A OCD individual who is areal free spirit, but very nervous. Often very musically inclined. They have this tic where they repeatedly give light thumps to their forehead after exhaling a self prescribed bong hit.

Dude. Who’s that gut guy jamming the guitar and thumping his head to the music?.Tell him his bong fell over.

That’s Tingle Tips.

tingle tips by Jbjr4vols July 12, 2024