Definitions by laxboss55

Costco Privilege

Coscto Privilege is like White Privilege but it involves people who back up traffic at a Costco Parking lot in order to save walking 10 extra feet. People who exercise this privilege, instead of getting a bit more actual exercise by walking a few feet, usually drive large SUV's with "My Kid's an Honor Student" bumper stickers.

Dammit, you see that soccer mom in her SUV. There's 10 cars behind her that have to wait because of her Costco Privilege.

Costco Privilege by laxboss55 November 27, 2019

Tickle Tips

A game involving 2 or more males. Each participant rubs or "tickles" the head or their penis against the penises of other participants. The first person to get an erection wins..... or loses. There really are no winners in this game.

Man that game of tickle tips was pretty intense. I thought for sure I was gonna lose.

Tickle Tips by laxboss55 March 1, 2010

Gilboogle 

One Word Description of walking Enyclopedia Mike Gilbert. He has a uncanny skill to quote many facts off the top of his head. He will often be heard exclaiming "I'll Google It!" if his current knowledge lets him down.

That Mike sure likes to Gilboogle many facts daily.

Gilboogle by laxboss55 February 24, 2010

Kemash

1. The process of firing an unruly underling.

2. The Shameful act of not holding the elevator door open for Co-workers. Gleefully smiling as the doors close all too quickly

1. Uh oh, Did you hear Samuel was Kemashed? I heard the same thing. Ryan was talking about how he was going to Kemash Sam.

2. Dammit, we were going downstairs but ryan Kemashed the Elevator again.

Kemash by laxboss55 February 16, 2007