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A mature man with a cock smaller than a young boys - generally under 3" soft and 5" fully erect. Tiny cocks should never be allowed inside any woman's pussy unless she is totally wasted.

Jill husband doug's tiny cock (1 inch soft, 3.2 inch hard) is totally useless and unfuckable by any woman. As a level 3 cuckold doug - is NEVER PERMITTED inside her pussy OR any other woman. Jill requires him to wear women's panties as an unmistakeable message to anyone that his tiny little boy cock does not deserve to be in a real man's undies.

tiny cock by Jills cuckold doug June 20, 2006

Tiny Cock

A man with an erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size, or smaller than about 7 cm (2 3 4 in) for an adult when compared to an average erection of 12.5 cm (6 in). When witnessed by women, it is typically laughed at.

Girl 1: So Brandon took me home last night, and we were gonna have sex, but he had a tiny cock!
Girl 2: Oh, that poor thing!
Girl 1: Yeah, I just laughed and told him to go home.

Tiny Cock by Batman_187 June 19, 2014

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tiny cock man

Someone with a tiny cock, lacks social significance in life, but acts like a big cock man

Yo, Luo is 100% tiny cock man

tiny cock man by kjfdlshdjkgkjlfds May 16, 2017

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Tiny Cock Energy

When you got a small one... but the size don't matter when the ladies love it!

Shanelle likes Ladante's tiny cock energy... he might not have the girth, but he knows how to work with what he's got and slays that sweet pussy every time.

Tiny Cock Energy by PartyMonkey2000 January 5, 2023

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Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock)

Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock) by ur mum's sneaky link April 6, 2022

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tiny hidding cock

when a penis is so small - it hides under layers of body fat - i.e, fat guy cock

Omg girl - you should have seen this "tiny hidding cock" - i had to practically take out the tweezers for that thing

it was hidden away like a scared turtle or something

tiny hidding cock by PrincessLeah February 26, 2009

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fat cock in my tiny mouth

the best thing ever

i love fat cock in my tiny mouth

fat cock in my tiny mouth by FOOKIN `ELL MATE June 27, 2023

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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