Tiny Heart Syndrome
Noun \ˈtī-nē ˈhärt ˈsin-ˌdrōm also -drəm \
Severe clinical condition in which the affected does not have the resolve to complete a task that has become mildly to moderately challenging. Often seen when one attempts physical activity or a mentally taxing task like texting whole words or adding without a calculator. The only known cures for THS are forced toughening activities (i.e. barefoot 25 mile road marches, playing tag with porcupines, 10 mile runs at a 7 mile/min pace in a minefield, stealing food from a pride of hungry lions, chewing aluminum foil etc.)
Severe clinical condition in which the affected does not have the resolve to complete a task that has become mildly to moderately challenging. Often seen when one attempts physical activity or a mentally taxing task like texting whole words or adding without a calculator. The only known cures for THS are forced toughening activities (i.e. barefoot 25 mile road marches, playing tag with porcupines, 10 mile runs at a 7 mile/min pace in a minefield, stealing food from a pride of hungry lions, chewing aluminum foil etc.)
“Where is Mike? “
“His Tiny Heart Syndrome kicked in and he crashed on a log with a bag of Cheetos.”
“WTF? We’ve been walking 5 min. We just left the parking lot.”
“His Tiny Heart Syndrome kicked in and he crashed on a log with a bag of Cheetos.”
“WTF? We’ve been walking 5 min. We just left the parking lot.”
Tiny Heart Syndrome by Green_Machine November 14, 2013
