Tindergarden

A make-believe dating app for childish people; a fictional dating app used to describe why your child believes he/she has a girlfriend/boyfriend.

My 3 year old daughter came home from preschool announcing she now has a boyfriend. She must be on Tindergarden!

by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen September 18, 2022

kindergarden syndrome

When a person who's around the usual age of becoming interested in the opposite sex, or past this faze, is not interested in the opposite sex. But at the same time they aren't gay. Its can be abbreviated to KGS for short.

guy: "Why hasn't Chad had a girlfriend yet?"
other guy: "Because, he suffers from kindergarden syndrome."

by EAT MY DEATH March 31, 2009

Kindergarden Crush

When you have a small, innocent crush on somebody.

Will had a kindergarden crush on Sarah.

by SPKizzle April 30, 2008

kindergarden project

have sex from behind with your partner, when you cum, put it all over her back, and then with your penis draw shapes and spread it all around. then you take glitter and macaroni and throw it on your partner so it looks like a kindergarden project!

"man when I banged kailey's mom I gave her a kindergarden project"

by Capt. Edward Reynolds September 14, 2007

tindergarten

When you set your filters on Tinder to find matches who are under the age of 20.

Dude! How old is she? Have you set your filters to Tindergarten? you pedo.

- Priti Birbal : 2016

by Lmao lomg May 24, 2016