A resident of Tin Can Bay Qld Australia, easily described as; bogans who drank the bong water then migrated north but got stuck in tin can and couldnt find their way out and then discovered dolphins and nature.
I went for a drive out to Tin can the other day and got bailed up by a semi-toothless Tincanian at the fish and chips shop trying to talk about his boat.
When your partner has explosive diarrhea and you insert your penis into their balloon knot to slow and/or stop the brown river. This creates a butt plug. When you remove your penis you let the liquid shits dry creating a hardened shell and mud hut appearance.
Steve: I don’t know what I ate but I am shitting water.
Leo: Don’t worry Steve, I’ll take care of your anal spillage lickety-split with a Tanzanian Mud Hut !!!
When a man with hair long enough to block their vision brings their lover to the woods.
He than proceeds to cum, shit, piss, vomit, and cry into the women’s opened vagina hole causing it to become a concoction foul enough to kill a elephant.
When you're eating a girl out and she has her legs wrapped around you. Then you penetrate her butthole with your tongue and she's so surprised, she spreads her legs like a monkey from Tanzania
Damn bro, that Tanzanian tongue punch made that bitch flail. Butt stuff ass play rim job penetration
MLT copies all the time of need one more time to stop
Compassionate
Laster
End dull
Childlike
Suicidal
Positive
Expter
Conclusionist
Authentic
Compass
Reject critic
Jew buddist
Scottish Mick
Humble
Cut Negligent
Teeny weeny
Mebogan
Judas
Cum death
Headless
Chicken
Dead
Lost
I dunt need it never
Advanced Engtralian theif
I only want you
Epic sounding
Negligent
7 personalities...... .... Yeah right
Shittest...? Baker...??????
Dumb one in school friends
I wrote me own poetry
Common
not worth your time do I?
doIunsure you?
My dad papa
M.T.
I spent so much money on pumpkin smashing
Tristan raped me but I unlocked the door for him
MY life is more important than yours
Remember all it
MLT copied all my best music from the one I called my eternal flame
U put Ur hands on my head when you were on doughs what day was that....? Thursday the 25th of May 23? Wasn'tthere at all to put hands on head.
As the all might Tindalian, Hero to some when into the den and was found dead at the scene. Llolol
Ah, dude, this Tanzanian Chandelier really made me sore. I can barely evenwalk and it's been a week since I did it.
Dang bro, I feel that on a personal level.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.