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The term given to a person who is quite respectable, although shit at everything.
Johnny over there is a real timtam y'know?
Timtam by Living Umbra December 31, 2016

Dirty TimTam 

A sexual act performed between two people. Every Australian at some point in their life has consumed milk with TimTam's. You bite either end of the TimTam and use it like a straw, faily simple. Same principle applies to The Dirty TimTam. The Anus of an individual is filled with milk and sucked out with a TimTam like a straw by the other.
Shazza let me give her the Dirty TimTam the other night... tasted awesome till i sucked up a bit of poo.
Dirty TimTam by Bayse June 20, 2020

tim tam slam 

This is the act of using a tim tam biscuit to drink tea, by biting off to opposite corners and then using it as a straw to suck up hot tea.

Note that the structural integrity of the tim tam will become catastrophically reduced soon after this process is started, and the whole biscuit must be crammed into your mouth as soon as this happens, lest your tea will be filled with pieces of melted tim tam.
I whipped out the PG Tips and showed her the way of the tim tam slam.
tim tam slam by Legooolas June 5, 2005

tim tam slam 

The action of sucking a hot beverage hot chocolate through a tim tam cookie. The flavor is possibly the best thing in the world.
In global class today, Eunu, Julia and I skipped class to tim tam slam.

tim tam straw 

the event created when one bites both ends off a tim tam then sucks a mouthful of warm beverage thru it.
a cultural practice native to australia handed down from generation to generation.
doing this causes the tim tam to melt rapidly from the inside out. a quick flick of the head in a backwards motion then allows the person to catch the disintegrating tim tam straw in their mouth.

"may contain traces of nuts"

"do not try this if you're not old enuf to drink warm beverages"
tim tam straw by edenlogic March 19, 2009
Someone who gets lost a lot, often someone who is also a bit stupid too.
Don't trust that Timtom, he'll never get us there on time.
timtom by DamoDefine June 14, 2016
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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