TimTam 

A really creepy word that can be used in place of a penis or vagina. Also known as "Tammy"

Person1: Hey man I heard Dr. Huxtable touched your TimTam.

Person2: Yeah it was really uncomfortable. No one should ever touch me in my bathingsuit area without permission.

TimTam by RamblingJoeBiden January 26, 2018

Timtam 

The term given to a person who is quite respectable, although shit at everything.

Johnny over there is a real timtam y'know?

Timtam by Living Umbra December 31, 2016

Dirty TimTam 

A sexual act performed between two people. Every Australian at some point in their life has consumed milk with TimTam's. You bite either end of the TimTam and use it like a straw, faily simple. Same principle applies to The Dirty TimTam. The Anus of an individual is filled with milk and sucked out with a TimTam like a straw by the other.

Shazza let me give her the Dirty TimTam the other night... tasted awesome till i sucked up a bit of poo.

Dirty TimTam by Bayse June 20, 2020

tim tam slam 

This is the act of using a tim tam biscuit to drink tea, by biting off to opposite corners and then using it as a straw to suck up hot tea.

Note that the structural integrity of the tim tam will become catastrophically reduced soon after this process is started, and the whole biscuit must be crammed into your mouth as soon as this happens, lest your tea will be filled with pieces of melted tim tam.

I whipped out the PG Tips and showed her the way of the tim tam slam.

tim tam slam by Legooolas June 5, 2005

tim tam slam 

The action of sucking a hot beverage hot chocolate through a tim tam cookie. The flavor is possibly the best thing in the world.

In global class today, Eunu, Julia and I skipped class to tim tam slam.

tim tam slam by gypsie-lalaLAlaLala March 2, 2010

tim tam straw 

the event created when one bites both ends off a tim tam then sucks a mouthful of warm beverage thru it.
a cultural practice native to australia handed down from generation to generation.

doing this causes the tim tam to melt rapidly from the inside out. a quick flick of the head in a backwards motion then allows the person to catch the disintegrating tim tam straw in their mouth.

"may contain traces of nuts"

"do not try this if you're not old enuf to drink warm beverages"

tim tam straw by edenlogic March 19, 2009

timtom 

Someone who gets lost a lot, often someone who is also a bit stupid too.

Don't trust that Timtom, he'll never get us there on time.

timtom by DamoDefine June 14, 2016