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Sexico's wife, who is now our hostage
Timis is being held hostage
Timis by MyNameBetter June 27, 2021
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Timis is a retarded but genuine guy, he will give his all but never put any thought into any of his actions. He’s a loyal guy but he literally has no brain cells left in him. A guy called Timis is almost always lanky but somehow manages to be short. Somehow Timis is literally all the time raging but we all love Timis because he makes us laugh at how fat he is
Oh fuck Timis has got on the wrong bus
Timis by user1231105 February 5, 2020
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My fat cat's name. That slept on me anf almost choked me to death.
Oh fuck timis mvfmvfmvvfmvf
Timis by Shazam 69 November 21, 2020

Logos timis 

A Greek overhyped rap group that mainly attracts chicks known as fasaies
Yo do you like logos timis
Of course everyone in this country does
Logos timis by Greek alani cringe September 2, 2020

Call of Duty Timing 

When you're waiting for what feels like ages for someone to peek the window or around the corner, and the exact moment you look away or reload, they come out and kill you.
I hate Call of Duty Timing, dude! They always peek right as I go away.
Beautiful inside and out with a heart of gold! caring friend, flirty and all the guys want her. Motivator + go getter..
I want a Timia..
Timia by DiaryDose September 3, 2017

cod timing 

When you look in a direction then look away for a brief second only to be be shot where you originally were aiming.
Tom- “man this is such crap, I turned my head for like a second”
Dan-“COD timing bro”
cod timing by j BiLLiGaN October 9, 2020
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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