Time to get a watch 

A reply you would get if you asked someone what the time was.

Bob: Excuse me ma'am, what is the time?
Louise: TIME TO GET A WATCH! LOL
Bob: Hahaha. But seriously, what's the time?
Louise: TIME TO GET A WATCH! LOL
Bob: Would it really hurt if you bothered to tell me?
Louise: Would it really hurt if you bothered to get a watch?
Bob: YOU WANKER

Time to get a watch by gravedog February 2, 2010

Time to get a watch 

What you say when someone asks you what time it is, usually to annoy them.

Bill: Yo what time is it?
Me: Its Time to get a watch.
Bill:...What the hells a watch?
Me: I DONT KNOW! :(

Time to get a watch by LuckySandvich June 7, 2016

Its time to get a watch 

When somebody asks you what time is it.

"what time is it" "it's time to get a watch" no seriously what time? "its time to get a watch o clock." bro its time to get a brain, "it's time to afford a watch with a job"

Its time to get a watch by SnivyPlayz December 9, 2018

Time for you to get a watch 

Asshole thing to say to someone when they ask for the time

Person 1: Hey bro, what time is it?
Person 2: Time for you to get a watch!
Person 1: Fuck off

Time for you to get a watch by Guron April 17, 2017

Time for you to get a watch 

One of the greatest comebacks of all time if used right. Answer most questions with this and you will bamboozle the asker.

Jarek: Hey how cold is it outside?
Ryan: Time for you to get a watch
Jarek: *dies

Time for you to get a watch by Why Don’t I Have a GF ig March 8, 2018

Time for you to get a watch!

A joke commonly used on friends who do not own or are wearing a watch. Does not make sense to say it when someone does have a watch.

Friend: What time is it?
You: Time for you to get a watch!

Time for you to get a watch! by ChampionG December 22, 2016