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Time Magazine 

A spineless magazine that has just been proven to be a puppet for the ruling elite, by electing Mark Zuckerberg as 2010 Person of the Year, who got 18,353 votes and placed 10th, to Julian Assange's 382,024 votes, who placed 1st, and ahead by 148,387 votes of second place's Recep Tayyip Ergodan, the Prime Minister of Turkey as of 2010.
I have lost all my respect for Time Magazine.
Time Magazine by tylerdurden89 December 16, 2010

Time Magazine 

A very far left magazine that dared to publish the location of Dick Cheney's bunker, and now are probably going to sued and/or jailed.
I hope those ass holes go to jail.
Time Magazine by ProudAmerican June 15, 2004

magazine time 

The unproductive use of time due to a lazy decision made by someone in a management position. Based on a Simpsons reference.
"Kids, teacher's a little hungover this morning, let's have magazine time until one and then you can talk amongst yourselves after lunch."
magazine time by bursaar February 17, 2009
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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