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time cube

When someone on the internet spews out something that is totally batshit crazy, that spew is (a) time cube. For the full effect, the spew should involve esoteric calculations, run-on sentences with copious punctuation problems, ALL CAPS sections, and major category errors.

For the original referent, see www.timecube.com
awsmboi2323 got banned from posting because he kept spamming the threads with time cube.
by emote_control July 9, 2009
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time cube

nutso website timecube.com
very amusing....
a dumb downed version of the theory of cube-jazz
Creation of 4 simultaneous
24 hour days, within a single rotation of Earth, empowers
me above all 1-day gods and
educated stupid scientists. I
will wager $10,000.00 on it.
by gotcha sucka November 22, 2003
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time cube

Time cube is an idea that is if the earth stood still, north,south, east and west would be sun up, sun down, midnight and midday. It goes on talking about how this equals 96 hours and goes on to oppisites about genders and simple math.
I am one of the few people who understands some of the time cube.
by happyatcommonsense February 4, 2015
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Cube of Time

Three or more people have to keep up a perfectly cubic cube using the palm of there hand, leg, head, ballbag ect.

WARNING:If the cube is droped on the groung you shall be sucked inside.
If you want to enter the Cube of Time drop by at Malone College and you will be welcom to play the Cube.Or give paul the cleaner some verbal/physical abuse.
by Cube member 101 January 18, 2007
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timecube

Referring to timecube.com. Used to describe someone or something that is so stupid it tears at the very fabric of reality.
His mother is so dumb, his mother = timcube.
by NecroVMX June 28, 2003
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timecube

A 4-corner model of the day. Pyschotic.
Hey stupid - are you too dumb to know there are 4 different simultaneous
24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth? Greenwich 1 day is a lie. 4 quadrants = 4 corners, and 4 different directions. Each Earth corner rotates own separate 24 hour day. Infinite days is stupidity. Most math is erroneous. You are educated stupid.
by Duckula August 5, 2003
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timecube

You may be too damn evil to accept it.
Shut up my friend, for it is all over for you.

Evil educators.
by Human People December 7, 2003
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