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When someone on the internet spews out something that is totally batshit crazy, that spew is (a) time cube. For the full effect, the spew should involve esoteric calculations, run-on sentences with copious punctuation problems, ALL CAPS sections, and major category errors.

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awsmboi2323 got banned from posting because he kept spamming the threads with time cube.
by emote_control July 09, 2009
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Referring to Used to describe someone or something that is so stupid it tears at the very fabric of reality.
His mother is so dumb, his mother = timcube.
by NecroVMX June 28, 2003
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very amusing....
a dumb downed version of the theory of cube-jazz
Creation of 4 simultaneous
24 hour days, within a single rotation of Earth, empowers
me above all 1-day gods and
educated stupid scientists. I
will wager $10,000.00 on it.
by gotcha sucka November 22, 2003
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A 4-corner model of the day. Pyschotic.
Hey stupid - are you too dumb to know there are 4 different simultaneous
24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth? Greenwich 1 day is a lie. 4 quadrants = 4 corners, and 4 different directions. Each Earth corner rotates own separate 24 hour day. Infinite days is stupidity. Most math is erroneous. You are educated stupid.
by Duckula August 05, 2003
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You may be too damn evil to accept it.
Shut up my friend, for it is all over for you.

Evil educators.
by Human People December 07, 2003
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Time cube is an idea that is if the earth stood still, north,south, east and west would be sun up, sun down, midnight and midday. It goes on talking about how this equals 96 hours and goes on to oppisites about genders and simple math.
I am one of the few people who understands some of the time cube.
by happyatcommonsense February 04, 2015
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