Time Blindness

The typical Zoomer excuse for badly handled time management.

Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.

by LimeSenpai October 14, 2023

Time Blind

When someone is always running late.

Wow this meeting started 30 mins ago and Joey still isn't here he can be so time blind

by StrawberryDanimals August 5, 2020

Time Blind

When something doesn't age well, like the jokes or phrases are no longer socially acceptable.

Baby it's cold outside is time blind.

Friends is kinda time blind.

by StrawberryDanimals August 5, 2020