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Tim W is a weird guy, he ducks every girl that comes in his way, but doesn’t shy away from a little cock action as well.
He likes to suck Thomas’ dick in the german house!
He also is very into being fucked by horses.
Girl: Woah damn, look over there. Somebody is getting fucked by a horse

Girl: Damn, must be a Tim W
Tim W by TheTruth_261995 November 22, 2021

tim wills 

Getting really drunk and shitten your pants at the friendly express.
tim wills by jimmyjim85 April 6, 2015

Tim Wilson 

a very funny comedien who was born in Columbus,GA he appears regularly on the bob and tom show
Tim Wilson is a great comedien he appears frequently on the Bob and Tom show, most of his jokes are about living in the south. He has a very funny routine about his "Uncle B.S." and does songs like "Church League Softball Fistfight" and "The First Baptist Bar and Grill".
Tim Wilson by Michael_Hunt August 22, 2009

tim wheeler 

Sex on legs with a Flying V guitar.
Midget.
Frontman of the band 'Ash'.
tim wheeler by Oscar Cheesecake March 2, 2004

Tim Wong 

Sex symbol from Hong Kong. He is well known for his singing voice and is one of the best dancers in the world. Loves the Dong.
Did you see Tim Wong from Hong Kong? I hear he likes the Dong.
Tim Wong by Hong Kong Dong April 23, 2010

The Tim walrus

This is a sexuall act in which an obese man lays on top of a woman without holding himself up allowing all of his body weight to smother her, he then proceeds to fuck her while she fights for air. To complete the walrus you must make the necessary grunting noises similar to a walrus. Please note when finished you should check for signs of life.

Optional: This can also be done during anal, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable
"Did you hear what happened to Pam? She got the tim walrus and died of asphyxiation"
The Tim walrus by uknowulikeit April 27, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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