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tight pants 

A form of pants that will hug one person's balls constantly. Tight pants usually occur on 14 year old sluts, or skaters who act hardcore. They usually come in small sizes such as Nut-hugging, Ass-attention, and Hey-I'm-fat-look-at-my-ass. Brands like Kr3w, and Circa.

Fat kids who wear tight pants usually are joked and then beaten up for looking like a dumbass.
Jerry: What's up bro. Trying to smoke today?
Mike: Nah man. I just got some hott ass tight pants.
Jerry: Man hit me up with a pair.
Mike: A'ight man peace!

(Jerry lowers his pants due to the tight pants)
tight pants by Jesse L June 11, 2007

tight pants kid

Someone who is wearing pants so tight it is obnoxious. Age is irrelevant.
"Hey Fred, look at that tight pants kid on the bench with his cell phone out! How much you want to bet he isn't talking to or texting anyone?"

"None, but you're probably right Kirk. Those pants are the opposite of Kara."
tight pants kid by Limblessless December 22, 2007

tight pants wide stance 

A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on jibbing and urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.
That snowboarder just jumped on the tight pants wide stance bandwagon.

tight pants mafia 

1) a group of kids that wears tight pants.

2) another word that people try to use to bash kids over the internet because it's safe for them to say so without coming into physical harm.
1) his crew rolls with jeff's tight pants mafia.

2) look at the other 'definitions' of this word.
tight pants mafia by lol123 June 11, 2006

Captain Tight Pants

AKA Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds of the vessel Serenity. Known for being particularly dour, with a harsh sense of humour. Although he finds it difficult to open up, it's obvious that he's a good guy beneath it all. Portrayed by Nathan Fillion on the now-cancelled sci-fi show Firefly which lasted just one season on FOX from 2002 to 2003. The nickname was first coined by the character Kaylee in the episode "Shindig".

An affectionate word used by Firefly fans to refer to the character of Mal, and (more rarely) the actor Fillion with reference to the show.
Example 1 -

Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.

Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants

Example 2 -

Fan: There was a rumour that Captain Tight Pants himself would turn up at that convention last week!
Captain Tight Pants by Neroli April 21, 2008

I love you like an emo loves tight pants 

its comparing how much you love them. as "emo" ppl typically wear tight pants, you typically love tht type of person those who see u2 together understand ur relationship cuz of how well the 2 of u fit together
Tristan >I love you like an emo loves tight pants!<
Marci >Awe! I love you too!<
*kisses*
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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