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tight end 

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has not been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love. (See also wide receiver).
He was the best tight end I've ever seen.
tight end by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
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tight end 

an asshole that is rarely, if ever used, and is, thus, tight to any decent-sized cock.
"My tight end was open so often that it became a wide reciever."

Tight End 

A person who has a tight butt like my roomie, Kevin Shah.
Tight End by Kunal November 14, 2004

Tight-end Pass 

When a bi-curious male straddles a woman and another male enters the woman instead.
Last night I was having sex doggy style with Molly, and Lane put his cock between my legs and fucked her instead. I wanted his cock in my ass, but I'm glad he did a Tight-end Pass.
Tight-end Pass by bakers_botulism January 8, 2010

National Tight End Day 

A national holiday made for the most underrated position in the NFL the tight end. It was made more popular by the best tight end ever: George Kittlr
George Kittle: It's national Tight end day Baby!!

not so tight end 

After anal sex, a man removes his penis from his partner's asshole (preferrably female). The man then takes his shit covered penis and wipes it underneath her eyes. Thus making her look like a football player with black grease marks under her eyes. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez
She was really mad when I gave her the not so tight end. What's crazy is she really likes football. I told her not to worry because the shit will come off.

double teaming a tight end 

Act of two men fucking a virgin male, at the same time.

Two dicks in once gay virgin ass.
Guy 1 :"Dude his ass was so tight"
Guy 2 : "I know! Who would have thought that he could take both of us at once!"
Guy 1 :"We'll have to try double teaming a tight end again!"
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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