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Tiger Count

The current total number of mistresses connected to Tiger Woods. This number of mistresses currently has no end in sight.
Hey Joe, what's today's Tiger Count at?
by DoctorVegas December 10, 2009
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Tiger Country

A place, either real or figurative, where there is a perceived threat or danger.

*term often used during complex surgical procedures*
Dude, your mom has a sweet rack!

Careful what you say 'bout my mom...you're walking into tiger country.

or

Watch where you're cutting dipshit, you're about to slice into the Colon!

Thanks man, I didn't realize I was in tiger country.
by threefourths May 27, 2010
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The Tiger Countdown

When you snort an Ambien, glob a heap of hand sanitzer into your palm, and proceed to fap your meat and cum before, either the Ambien makes you pass out, or the hand sanitizer evaporates.
I almost achieved the Tiger Countdown, bit chafed my taliwhacker instead.
by T- bag August 12, 2019
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